1 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,467 [Crickets chirping] 2 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,209 JAMIE: Isn't it funny 3 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:37,472 how you can never remember much about summer? 4 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,564 It's kinda just like, I don't know, 5 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:46,089 a generic string of happy memories. 6 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,490 [School bell ringing] 7 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:59,059 Like that feeling when you leave 8 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:00,799 on the last day of school 9 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,587 and when your hands get sticky 10 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,806 from ice cream melting off the cone. 11 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,508 Swimming with friends, 12 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:16,728 sometimes with boys, if you're lucky. 13 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,037 Sleeping till 2:00. 14 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:23,561 [Siren wailing] 15 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,955 Borrowing the car. 16 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,700 When nothing significant ever happens, 17 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,442 it's very easy for the days to melt together, 18 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:37,880 passing slowly like a lazy river. 19 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:46,932 [♪♪♪] 20 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:56,507 [Distant chatter] 21 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:59,206 I can go tomorrow. I can be back tomorrow. 22 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,642 I'll be back tomorrow. 23 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:01,338 Okay. 24 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,948 Hey. 25 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:08,780 NED: Okay, will do. I'll be in tomorrow, okay? 26 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:10,695 [Sighs] 27 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,436 She doesn't look too good. 28 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,438 Where have you been? 29 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:15,222 Bathroom. 30 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,484 SHIRA: And where is Dad? 31 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:17,789 He's on a work call right out there. 32 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:18,703 SHIRA: Alright, I'm starving. 33 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,010 Can you sit and chitchat with Grandma 34 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,012 until I get a salad or something? 35 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,492 -You want anything? -Yeah, I'm okay. 36 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,320 -Wait, actually, wait. -What? 37 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,586 What if she, like, dies? 38 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,631 SHIRA: She's not gonna die while I get a salad. 39 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:34,719 It's totally possible. 40 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:35,764 You know what? 41 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:36,330 Text me. 42 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:36,982 [Kissing] 43 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,680 If she dies, text me. 44 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:39,463 Don't say it so loud. 45 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,812 She'll hear you. 46 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,292 SHIRA: She's not gonna die. 47 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:46,253 [monitor beeping] 48 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:52,650 This was the summer... 49 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,131 ...I fucked up. 50 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,787 [Munches] 51 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:07,796 [♪♪♪] 52 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,374 [Sighs] 53 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:28,643 Jamie? 54 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,253 Oh, yeah. 55 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:32,995 Come here. 56 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:35,998 Okay. 57 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,696 I have to tell you something. 58 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,874 Oh, Grandma, it's okay. 59 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:43,962 -You look so sleepy. -Shh. 60 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,008 Girl, it's important. 61 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:50,795 This is something you need to hear. 62 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:57,237 I want you to know you're going to heaven. 63 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,893 Grandma, that's so sweet. 64 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:05,419 No, you don't understand. 65 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,247 I know this for a fact. 66 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,513 Um, I'm not quite getting what you-- 67 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,732 Well, your mother's a dirty Jew. 68 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,168 Oh. 69 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:19,084 So when you were a baby, 70 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:22,566 I had you baptized without your parents knowing. 71 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,357 Isn't that marvelous? 72 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:35,362 GRANDMA: It's-- You don't have to be afraid anymore. 73 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:36,145 Afraid? 74 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,233 Oh, my God. 75 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:37,973 What? 76 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,017 Afraid of what? 77 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,324 Well, of going to hell. 78 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,372 Going to-- Okay. 79 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:49,201 Okay, yeah, um... 80 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,812 I should probably get going. 81 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,553 -GRANDMA: Not yet, honey. -Okay. 82 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,817 There's just one more thing. 83 00:04:57,558 --> 00:05:00,909 One thing in this world that you need to know, 84 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:03,303 and no one's gonna have the guts to tell you. 85 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:10,179 I wish I had been prepared for it. 86 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:19,275 [♪♪♪] 87 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,147 Learn how to give a good blow job. 88 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,938 Jamie, what happened? 89 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:30,895 Are you okay? 90 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,465 I'll tell you in the car. 91 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,166 SHIRA: When did she even, honestly, 92 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,125 take her to get baptized? 93 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,649 When she was, like, watching her for a weekend, 94 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,173 she took her and dumped her in water? 95 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,958 I didn't tell them about the blow job part, 96 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,438 for obvious reasons. 97 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,092 I mean, I've never even seen a real dick 98 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,137 up close before. 99 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,531 [Girls chatting] 100 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,018 Oh, my God! 101 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:10,239 Whoo! 102 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,283 GUY: Baby, don't leave! 103 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,902 JAMIE: I didn't see what the big deal was. 104 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,687 SHIRA: Because she is half-Jewish. 105 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,559 There's no way you take that away. 106 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,865 But faith or whatever? 107 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,172 NED: She didn't indoctrinate her into a cult, okay? 108 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,695 -Didn't she though? -NED: Just Catholic. 109 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:32,914 [Sighs] 110 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,133 It just wasn't something we talked about. 111 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:36,265 Half of you is still going to hell. 112 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,353 You're fine. 113 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,702 You're not going to hell. 114 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:39,877 By the way, bad half's gonna have a real good time. 115 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,009 You're welcome. 116 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:46,449 ♪ No matter how far we go ♪ 117 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:51,367 ♪ Or how long the ride 118 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:55,240 ♪ I want you to always remember ♪ 119 00:06:55,371 --> 00:07:00,463 ♪ Love always comes on time 120 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,944 [beeping] 121 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,563 SHIRA: I mean, she just had to give me 122 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:17,393 one last fuck you, right? 123 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,568 You are blowing this out of proportion. 124 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:21,745 -She loves you. -No, she does not love me. 125 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:25,096 -SHIRA: Let's not be crazy. -NED: Okay, hey. 126 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,358 NED: She's dying. 127 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:27,185 Cut her some slack. 128 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,579 I'm sorry. 129 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,539 [Phone ringing] 130 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:44,942 Hello? 131 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:47,858 Is she dead? 132 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,906 [Sighs] 133 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,564 JAMIE: She wasn't though. 134 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,914 And I know it's an awful thing to think, 135 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:03,439 but looking back, kinda wish she had been. 136 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,834 I don't have much time left. 137 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,448 I've always wondered what snapped inside her. 138 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:15,320 What is that thing that makes old people 139 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,758 accept that they're gonna die? 140 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:21,065 That invisible force that completely deletes 141 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,763 whatever filter they had left. 142 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:27,594 You were a very difficult child, Hope, 143 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:31,119 which is partly my fault for having you so late. 144 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:34,905 I mean, you'd cry and cry, sometimes for days. 145 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,472 Um, is there, 146 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,606 is there a point to this story, Mom? 147 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:43,174 I used to lock you in the downstairs coat closet 148 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:47,962 till you wore yourself out, just to get some peace. 149 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,965 I've been carrying this with me for years. 150 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,402 JAMIE: I believe in my heart 151 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,404 Dotty genuinely thought she was helping. 152 00:08:57,145 --> 00:09:00,627 Yeah, and maybe I was just practice for the main event, 153 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:03,455 but that night she decided to finish 154 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,761 what she started with me. 155 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,720 [Inhaling] 156 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,722 Oh, don't be so dramatic. 157 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:13,117 GRANDMA: You are a sweet boy, Dylan. 158 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,510 Thank you. 159 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:18,340 And you are clearly a homosexual. 160 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,298 -A what? -GRANDMA: I'm partly to blame. 161 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,432 I should've sent you away years ago. 162 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,740 I think it would do you and your mother some good 163 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:30,265 if you went away and got yourself fixed. 164 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,789 Your life would be easier in the long run. 165 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,663 GRANDMA: Will you do that for me, Dylan? 166 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,058 I never liked you, Shira. 167 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:42,843 Oh, really? 168 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,411 Oh, wait, I knew you didn't like me. 169 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:49,153 I think I knew that was coming. 170 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,199 This actually feels really good. 171 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:54,245 Oh, Ned, you're my baby. 172 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:59,599 Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much. 173 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,557 I have to tell you something 174 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:05,561 that I should've told you years ago when your father died. 175 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,910 What is it, Mom? 176 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:07,998 Well... 177 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,961 ...I'm afraid that you won't forgive me. 178 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,180 Mom, there's nothing that you can say 179 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,226 that's gonna make me love you less, okay? 180 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,009 Okay. 181 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,664 [Laughs] 182 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:25,494 Your father, George, my late husband, 183 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,106 well, he wasn't exactly... 184 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,069 Wasn't exactly what? 185 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,030 NED: Are you fucking kidding me? 186 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,163 You knew this my entire life, and you didn't tell me! 187 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,294 What the fuck is wrong with you? 188 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,469 What is happening? 189 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,733 Apparently our dad is not my dad. 190 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,082 Did you know that? Did you know about this? 191 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,083 -No! -Who? 192 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,475 It's some other guy. 193 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,520 What the fuck is his name, Mom? 194 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,391 Mom, what is he talking about? 195 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,785 Wait, who is my grand-- Was it not Grandpa George? 196 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:56,786 Herman Lawrence. 197 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,440 Herman fucking Lawrence! 198 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,311 Okay, can we not swear in front of Dylan? 199 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,617 -Put your headphones on. -Who is Herman Lawrence? 200 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,662 Is he still alive? 201 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,575 Does anyone know if he's alive? 202 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,620 Is it an Italian name? 203 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:05,969 Lorenz? 204 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,102 I just wanna say this is the kind of shit she pulls. 205 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,669 -You're a cunt! -Whoa! 206 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,671 -NED: She's lying! -She is manipulative, okay? 207 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,150 I'm sorry you had to see it this way. 208 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,238 Stop! 209 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,153 -Just stop! -Shira, she is dying. 210 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,154 She is on her deathbed. 211 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,982 Oh, don't be so dramatic. 212 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,854 What's a homosexual? 213 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:21,724 What? 214 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,684 [Sustained beep] 215 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:50,492 [♪♪♪] 216 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,148 I had to get outta there. 217 00:11:54,278 --> 00:12:03,113 [♪♪♪] 218 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,869 ♪ That's the way we get by 219 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,176 ♪ The way we get by The way ♪ 220 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,483 ♪ Well, that's the way we get by ♪ 221 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,443 ♪ That's the way we get by 222 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,139 Hey, March. 223 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,708 JAMIE: March Jefferson is one of those guys 224 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,885 everyone else only kind of knows. 225 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,192 Yo, there's a party at March Jefferson's. 226 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,410 Wanna bounce? 227 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,022 I'm March Jefferson. 228 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,197 You're in my house. 229 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,286 Sick. 230 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,766 JAMIE: His parents travel a lot. 231 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,464 A fool. 232 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,031 A fool. 233 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,034 I met a fool in the forest. 234 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,645 A motley fool, a miserable world. 235 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,907 MARCH: As I do live by... 236 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,909 He was in my Shakespeare class last year. 237 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,171 He'd try to make me laugh. 238 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,044 Who laid him down and basked him in the sun 239 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,394 and railed on Lady Fortune in good terms. 240 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,918 It helped. 241 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,921 Because whenever it's my turn to perform, I... 242 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:12,922 I clam up. 243 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,881 I can't function. 244 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,404 My heart beats a million miles an hour, 245 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,927 and I just... 246 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,668 I shut down. 247 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,671 [Heart beating] 248 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,456 I've almost forgot the taste of fear. 249 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,242 God, she is so pathetic. 250 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,287 JAMIE: The time has been my senses-- 251 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,898 Get the fuck out. 252 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:32,855 What? 253 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,292 MARCH: You heard me. 254 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:39,383 Get... the... fuck... out. 255 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,084 Right on time. 256 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,390 No one else seemed to get the memo, but you? 257 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,391 You're on your shit, Winkle. 258 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,350 That's me. 259 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,874 -Did Emily leave? -MARCH: Hours ago. 260 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,920 -MARCH: Where you been? -Hospital. 261 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,095 -Grandma died. -No shit. 262 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,400 When? 263 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:59,621 -Uh, like 30 minutes ago. -MARCH: No shit. 264 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,057 I'm sorry. 265 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,191 It's okay. 266 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,933 Thank you. 267 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,804 She just, you know. 268 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,545 She kinda hated it here anyway. 269 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:11,676 Cincinnati? 270 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,113 Earth. 271 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,028 [Laughs] 272 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,337 Don't you need to, like, 273 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,514 be with your family or something? 274 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:27,170 Yeah, they kinda have a lot going on at the moment. 275 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:31,218 I don't really think they even noticed that I left, so... 276 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,176 -Do you need some help? -Uh, sure. 277 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,308 Okay. 278 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:35,875 Do you want a beer? 279 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,139 Fuck yes. 280 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,446 -JAMIE: How did I miss that? -MARCH: You suck. 281 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,884 I'm out. 282 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:46,973 The next one. 283 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,844 [Chuckles] 284 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,933 [Exhales] 285 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,022 Aren't you ever, like, worried 286 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,764 that your parents are gonna find out about these parties? 287 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,722 What are they gonna do? 288 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,072 MARCH: I mean, really. 289 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,161 If they come home and some little thing is broken, 290 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,338 they'll what, take away my Xbox? 291 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,906 God, I'm so jealous. 292 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,038 Like, okay, if it were my parents, 293 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:13,608 they would totally disown me or send me away. 294 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,653 Well, let me know where you end up, 295 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,351 so I can come visit. 296 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,617 [Chuckles] 297 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:26,099 Do you wanna, like, go inside and watch TV or something? 298 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,147 I've got the entire DVD box set of Frasier. 299 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,410 Enticing, I know. 300 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,369 Um... 301 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,500 As friends. 302 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,721 Oh, right. Um... 303 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,724 [Phone ringing] 304 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,555 -Do you have to-- -JAMIE: It's just my dad. 305 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,774 But, um... 306 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,125 I should probably just, you know, get going. 307 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,431 Are you gonna be okay? 308 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,696 Of course. 309 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,482 Do you want a ride? 310 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:02,918 Um... 311 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:05,573 Okay. 312 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:14,625 [♪♪♪] 313 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,810 Whoo! 314 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,556 ♪ This one-way love affair ain't fair ♪ 315 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,514 Mom? 316 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,081 ♪ It ain't no affair to me 317 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,430 Mom? 318 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,215 ♪ It's all give and take and you just take ♪ 319 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,608 -And I can't take it. -What's going on? 320 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,783 Jamie! 321 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:42,871 Dance with me! 322 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:43,741 Here we go. 323 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,265 Listen to the words. 324 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,790 ♪ Me and my friends will be just fine ♪ 325 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,573 What's happening? 326 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,836 What are you doing? 327 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,187 -Am I not in trouble? -Why would you be in trouble? 328 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,710 You're in trouble for not dancing with me. 329 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,233 -Come on! -JAMIE: Okay. 330 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,974 Okay, this is the way we do it here. 331 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,759 ♪ You've done nothin' for me 332 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,979 -JAMIE: Where's Dad, Mom? -SHIRA: What? 333 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,589 Mom, where is Dad? 334 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,374 -Oh, where's your dad? -Yes. 335 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,202 He's-- He's gone. 336 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,073 He is not home. 337 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,248 Wait, what does that mean? 338 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,336 Where is-- 339 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,209 Oh, you wanna know where Daddy is? 340 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,820 -Yes. -Well, he decided that tonight 341 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,997 he had to leave to go find his real dad, 342 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,218 and then the great news is that he left me 343 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,829 to throw your Jew-hating grandmother 344 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,484 her funeral by myself! 345 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:31,572 Dance with me. 346 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,313 ♪ You've done nothing for me 347 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,401 ♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh 348 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,446 -So... -We gotta dance, girl! 349 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,187 Wait, wait, Dad's gone, Mom? 350 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,581 Yeah, he's way gone. 351 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,758 He is halfway around the world, my friend. 352 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:45,629 You are not fun! 353 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,501 Do this, come on! 354 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,503 ♪ Now you know about everything ♪ 355 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,635 [Door slams] 356 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,115 VOICE: Your call has been forwarded 357 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,378 to an automated voice messaging system. 358 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,512 -NED: Ned Winkle. -VOICE: Is not available. 359 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,601 The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages 360 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:01,384 at this time. 361 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,342 Goodbye. 362 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,349 JAMIE: "Everyone must leave something behind when he dies," 363 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,524 my grandfather said. 364 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:15,355 "A child or a book or a painting or a house 365 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,749 or a wall built or a pair of shoes made 366 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,794 or a garden planted." 367 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,274 [Baby crying] 368 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,885 Something your hand touched some way 369 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,366 so your soul has somewhere to go when you die. 370 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,108 And when people look at that tree 371 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,545 or that flower you planted... 372 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,329 DOTTY: You're saved. 373 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,593 ...you're there. 374 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,121 [Birds tweeting] 375 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,655 Ooh. 376 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:09,670 [♪♪♪] 377 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:24,685 [♪♪♪] 378 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:39,700 [♪♪♪] 379 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:54,715 [♪♪♪] 380 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:05,334 Good morning, Catholic people! 381 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,728 -LUKE: Good morning. -Oh, shit! 382 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,904 I didn't think that anyone was here. 383 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,471 I just... 384 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,474 LUKE: The door must have been unlocked. 385 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:18,434 Yeah, I thought that was kinda just a church thing, 386 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,001 you know, 'cause in movies 387 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,133 it seems like people just wander in 388 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,787 and are like, "God, Jesus, help me." 389 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:24,353 I don't know. 390 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,398 [Chuckles] 391 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,747 I'm gonna take a wild guess and say 392 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,966 that you've never been to church before. 393 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:29,924 Yes. 394 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:30,968 Is Patrick-- 395 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,056 I'm sorry, Father. 396 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,015 -Father Patrick. -Yes. 397 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,670 Is he around? 398 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,802 No, but you can talk to me. 399 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,021 Who are you? 400 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,805 Oh, my gosh, that was so rude. 401 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:42,850 -I'm sorry. -That's okay. 402 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:43,938 I'm Luke. 403 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,548 -Hi. -Hi. 404 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:46,767 -Jamie. -Nice to meet you. 405 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,639 I started here at the seminary, 406 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,338 and Father Patrick's mentoring me before I get ordained. 407 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,252 Oh. 408 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,383 Um... 409 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,255 Congratulations. 410 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,168 LUKE: Thank you. 411 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,871 So is there anything that I can help you with? 412 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,266 I don't know. 413 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,051 It's kinda just been a weird couple of days. 414 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,532 Are you here to confess? 415 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,491 Well, I don't think I did anything wrong. 416 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,144 That's good. 417 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,015 [Chuckles] 418 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:22,019 Um, I guess I'm just, I don't know. 419 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,848 I guess I'm just trying to figure out 420 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,590 why this is such a big deal. 421 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,333 LUKE: What, like religion in general? 422 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,467 Is that the wrong question? 423 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:36,947 No, it's just, uh, 424 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,036 it's a very big question. 425 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,865 Yeah, I know, I know. 426 00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,954 God, I must sound fucking insane to you, honestly. 427 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,175 I just-- Oh, jeez, that was not-- 428 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,396 Um, do you wanna go for a walk? 429 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,703 If not, that's fine, but, like, do you? 430 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:54,661 -Yeah. -Okay. 431 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:55,357 [Laughing] 432 00:21:55,488 --> 00:22:04,323 [♪♪♪] 433 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,461 JAMIE: I don't believe in love at first sight 434 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,855 or anything like that, 435 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:19,773 but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room 436 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,340 and knowing instantly... 437 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,821 ...that they're gonna matter to you. 438 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,913 Luke gave me that feeling. 439 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,264 I wanted to bite his lip. 440 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,615 [Laughs] 441 00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:36,746 What's so funny? 442 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:41,795 We just haven't said anything. 443 00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,450 LUKE: Well, what do you wanna talk about? 444 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:53,415 [♪♪♪] 445 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,287 What are you doing? 446 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,378 Nothin'. 447 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:01,075 [Puttering lips] 448 00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,337 Nothin'. 449 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,079 -Are you okay? -Yeah, it's just coffins... 450 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,254 Hey, Mom? 451 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,038 -are a trigger-- you know, small spaces-- 452 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:11,781 'cause being buried alive is basically my biggest fear. 453 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,871 And now, thanks to my dear mother, I know why. 454 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:16,482 -She was great, right? -Yeah. 455 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:17,831 Mom. 456 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,007 Your mother will rest comfortably in the oak. 457 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,878 And there are other options. 458 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:24,098 She's not gonna know if it's a less expensive option. 459 00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,839 She's not even gonna know if we rolled her in the dirt. 460 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,536 -Let's be honest. -I don't disagree. 461 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,233 I'm not saying let's roll her in the dirt. 462 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,278 SHIRA: Have you seen the place 463 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,193 that she wants to have the funeral at? 464 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,368 It's like the fuckin' Ritz for dead people-- 465 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,369 -Mom! -What, what? 466 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,370 What do you want? 467 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,763 What? 468 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,678 I wanna start going to church. 469 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,203 I'm going to, uh, get the paperwork. 470 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,596 Yeah. 471 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:44,466 What? 472 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:46,729 I don't know. 473 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,252 I wanna start going to church. 474 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:51,125 Clearly it was important to Dotty. 475 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,387 -Oh. -Why not give it a shot? 476 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:53,562 Just see what the whole thing's about. 477 00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,825 Oh, just like give it a whirl? 478 00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:58,045 You think that this is the right moment, 479 00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,612 when we're looking for your grandmother's casket? 480 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,265 It just came to my mind. Why couldn't I tell you now? 481 00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:02,571 HOPE: Shira, I can take her. 482 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,181 It's really not a problem. 483 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:06,401 -Oh, oh. -Sundays. 484 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,316 You know, the transportation that was my concern, 485 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,535 how was she gonna get to church. 486 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:12,233 -She's being nice. -You know what you need to hear? 487 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:15,454 This is your grandmother reaching out from the grave, 488 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,761 putting her fingers in and causing a conspiracy-- 489 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,720 Wanting to go to church is not the same thing 490 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,678 as Ned going to find his real father. 491 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:23,723 Yeah, it's really not the same. 492 00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:24,506 You know what? 493 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:25,159 You know what? 494 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,377 Yes, go to church. 495 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,161 Go crazy. 496 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:27,814 You know what? 497 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,076 Become the fuckin' pope. 498 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,120 -You'll be the first lady pope. -Maybe I will. 499 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,208 -God bless you. -Okay, great. 500 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,732 -Oh, my God, mazel tov. -JAMIE: Thank you. 501 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,082 I feel like all my sins have been absolved. 502 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:36,518 JAMIE: Why are you being so insensitive about it? 503 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:37,258 SHIRA: I'm not being insensitive. 504 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,913 JAMIE: Yes, you are. 505 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,437 You're honestly saying it like you're offended by it. 506 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,047 Hey, do either of you know where Dylan is? 507 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:45,484 -No. -No. 508 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:46,659 But why is that such a big-- 509 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,356 JAMIE: You never took me to temple. 510 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,880 JAMIE: Excuse me for wanting to try a church out, see what it's about. 511 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,882 SHIRA: Oh, so now you're, what, like a child of God? 512 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,276 -JAMIE: Yes, I'm a child of God. -Then you should become a nun. 513 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:56,843 Maybe we could put you just right in a nunnery. 514 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:58,409 -Hey! -How does that make-- 515 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,237 My keys are also missing. 516 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,589 Oh, fuck. 517 00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:05,068 Oh, fuck. 518 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,461 Oh, God. 519 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,854 -Dylan! -Dylan! 520 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:09,290 Fuck! 521 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,118 -Dylan, Dylan! -Dylan! 522 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:11,901 Oh, my God, Dylan. 523 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:12,772 Dylan. 524 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,600 Dylan, what are you doing? 525 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,732 -Dylan, stop! -Open the door, baby. 526 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:17,951 There's a button on the side. 527 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,082 Dylan stop the car! 528 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:20,910 -Open the door! -JAMIE: Mom, it's locked! 529 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:21,868 [Banging] 530 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:22,695 SHIRA: The doors are locked! 531 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,523 DYLAN'S MOM: Dylan, be careful! 532 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:25,524 The brake is on the left. 533 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:26,350 JAMIE: Dylan, what are you doing? 534 00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:26,960 Stop! 535 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,396 [Metal thumps] 536 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,310 HOPE: Brake! 537 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:29,919 Brake! 538 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,704 It's right there! 539 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:34,402 -Dylan, what are you doing? -I don't know! 540 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,622 [Crank] 541 00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:38,319 [Sighs] 542 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,020 Hey, what's this song called? 543 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:47,720 "I Saw Her Cry" by Angel Oak. 544 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,983 1975. 545 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,638 [Sighs] 546 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,857 [Tapping] 547 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,598 Unlock the door. 548 00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:58,687 Oh, my God! 549 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:01,298 Oh, my God, baby! 550 00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,822 Oh, God. 551 00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:04,563 You saved his life. 552 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:05,738 Ohh! 553 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,609 [Kissing] 554 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,916 JAMIE: The timing was too perfect. 555 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:13,397 If the mere thought of going to church 556 00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:16,966 had anything to do with saving my cousin's life, 557 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,621 I was obviously on the right track. 558 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:22,232 And now with my mother's blessing, 559 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:24,583 albeit a sarcastic one, 560 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,106 I could go back and see him. 561 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,937 He reminded me of all the boys in my favorite books. 562 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,723 The ones I got lost in. 563 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:43,732 [♪♪♪] 564 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:58,747 [♪♪♪] 565 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:13,762 [♪♪♪] 566 00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:28,777 [♪♪♪] 567 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:43,792 [♪♪♪] 568 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:58,807 [♪♪♪] 569 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:02,855 If Luke liked me before 570 00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:05,509 when I wasn't trying to look good or anything, 571 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,163 imagine what he'd think of me 572 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:09,252 if I actually smelled nice and did my hair. 573 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:16,956 The effects could be earth shattering. 574 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:25,921 [♪♪♪] 575 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:39,195 In the name of the Father and of the Son 576 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,110 and of the Holy Spirit. 577 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,547 -CONGREGATION: Amen. -JAMIE: Amen. 578 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:45,027 PRIEST: The Lord be with you. 579 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:46,289 CONGREGATION: And also with you. 580 00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,204 Fuck. 581 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,162 Please be seated. 582 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,252 PRIEST: Brothers and sisters... 583 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:53,906 You'll get the hang of it. 584 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:56,082 ...let us acknowledge our sins 585 00:28:56,212 --> 00:29:00,086 and so prepare ourselves to celebrate the sacred mysteries. 586 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:01,435 Have mercy upon us, oh, Lord. 587 00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:02,828 [Phone vibrates] 588 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,352 CONGREGATION: For we have sinned against you. 589 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,441 PRIEST: Today I address you all in tragedy 590 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,704 as we have lost one of our own. 591 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:12,402 Dorothy Winkle left us on Friday. 592 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,317 Her daughter, Hope, 593 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:15,492 and her grandchildren, Jamie and Dylan, 594 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:19,018 join us today in prayer. 595 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,150 Let us take a moment of silence to mourn our loss. 596 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:42,998 Dorothy's funeral will be this Thursday 597 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:45,914 with a reception to follow at Hope's home. 598 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:49,352 In these times of sadness, we often turn to celebration, 599 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,572 finding our light within this darkness. 600 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:56,620 This Friday, our own Luke Shay will be ordained. 601 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:00,320 He has worked very hard, 602 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:04,063 and he will continue God's work for the rest of his life. 603 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:07,066 [Applause] 604 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,334 -Where are you going? -PRIEST: Our mission... 605 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:15,248 Grieving. 606 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:18,033 ...is to do God's will. 607 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:21,254 We can only follow the teachings of our church. 608 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:21,820 They dictate-- 609 00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:28,304 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh 610 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:30,219 [line ringing] 611 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:33,570 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh 612 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:34,267 Hey. 613 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:34,876 [Engine revs] 614 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:38,662 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh 615 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,795 JAMIE: When Emily transferred to my school freshman year, 616 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,362 there was no misstep. 617 00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:43,885 She was instantly popular. 618 00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,800 No shit! 619 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,411 [Laughing] 620 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:51,458 The woman knows what's up. 621 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,852 Your family is so fucking random, I love it. 622 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:58,508 JAMIE: Emily was the one person I told about the blow job part. 623 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:01,120 I mean, it's what I've been telling you for years. 624 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,948 [Laughing] 625 00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:04,210 JAMIE: She came from Los Angeles, 626 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,778 where the girls are much faster, 627 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:10,216 and immediately had everyone's attention. 628 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:16,265 First, you lick the edges to get them excited. 629 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:17,658 -Oh! -Oh. 630 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,268 JAMIE: Rather than shaming her, 631 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:22,010 the girls at school embraced her vast wealth 632 00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,055 of sexual knowledge. 633 00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:25,231 They, love it, trust me. Okay, then... 634 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,234 JAMIE: What? 635 00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:29,409 [Laughing] 636 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:30,540 Wait, I'm just confused. 637 00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:31,933 Ohh! 638 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,369 JAMIE: It was impressive. 639 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,807 ♪ Uh, uh, uh-oh 640 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:43,466 So who you gonna lose your mouth virginity to? 641 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,120 What do you mean? 642 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,863 Her dying wish, Jamie. You have to blow someone. 643 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:50,430 You're gonna love it. It's so hot. 644 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,213 But why? 645 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:52,693 How is it hot, you know? 646 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:55,652 'Cause there's nothing, like, being done to you physically, 647 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,437 so I don't understand what's so amazing about it. 648 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,656 It just seems kinda weird. 649 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:01,093 You'll get it. 650 00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:02,877 And there's nothing weird about a blow job. 651 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,705 People have been doing it for thousands of years. 652 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,446 The first thing Eve did was blow Adam. 653 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:07,186 [Scoffs] 654 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:08,491 I highly doubt that. 655 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,537 It's in the Bible. 656 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,234 Regardless, if you blow someone, and you don't tell me, 657 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,845 you know I'll never speak to you again, right? 658 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,848 [Gasps] 659 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:18,501 I've got it. 660 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:19,633 What? 661 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:20,808 March. 662 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,331 [Giggles] 663 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,465 What do you mean? 664 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:26,379 Don't play dumb. 665 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,250 You should blow March. 666 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:29,773 No, no! 667 00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,993 -Come on. -He, like, loves you. 668 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,386 And he'll be super nice to you after. 669 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:34,256 Shut up, man. 670 00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,997 [Emily laughs] 671 00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:38,608 ♪ Every time you see me driving by ♪ 672 00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:41,046 ♪ Got a little pretty thing by my side ♪ 673 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,004 ♪ Make the ladies say oh, my, oh, my ♪ 674 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:45,441 Jesus Christ, it's like hardly 11:00. 675 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:46,573 ♪ So fly, so fly 676 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,618 Time to drink! 677 00:32:48,749 --> 00:32:51,186 ♪ Got a little pretty thing by my side ♪ 678 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:52,753 ♪ Make the ladies say oh, my, oh, my ♪ 679 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:53,710 ♪ Oh, my, oh, my 680 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,321 JAMIE: Fuck Luke. 681 00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:57,671 Fuck him in his stupid fucking face. 682 00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,107 ♪ Oh 683 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:00,674 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah 684 00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:03,285 ♪ Oh, do what you do 685 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:05,679 ♪ I like the way you do that right there ♪ 686 00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:06,810 ♪ Swing your hips when you're walkin' ♪ 687 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,725 ♪ Let down your hair 688 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,858 ♪ I like the way you do that right there ♪ 689 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:11,990 ♪ Lick your lips when you're talkin' ♪ 690 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,817 ♪ That make me stare 691 00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:16,429 ♪ I like the way you look in them pants, see ya fine ♪ 692 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,040 ♪ Your mama a quarter piece She far from a dime ♪ 693 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,608 ♪ The type of girl that getcha up and go make you grind ♪ 694 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,001 ♪ I'm thinkin' about snatchin' her up dirty ♪ 695 00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:24,176 ♪ Makin' her mine 696 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:25,612 ♪ Look at her hips Look at her legs ♪ 697 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,135 ♪ Ain't she stacked 698 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:29,355 ♪ I sure wouldn't mind hittin' that from the back ♪ 699 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:32,010 ♪ I like it when I touch it 'cause she moans li'l bit ♪ 700 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:34,360 ♪ Jeans saggin' so I can see her thong li'l bit ♪ 701 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:37,015 ♪ I know you grown li'l bit 20 years old, you legal ♪ 702 00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:39,321 ♪ Don't trip off my people Just hop in the Regal ♪ 703 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:40,714 ♪ I swoop on her like an eagle ♪ 704 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:42,194 ♪ Swoop down on prey 705 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:44,718 ♪ I know you popular but you gon' be famous today ♪ 706 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:47,721 ♪ I'll say I like the way you do that right there ♪ 707 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,724 [cheering] 708 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,465 Oh, my God! 709 00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:53,596 ♪ Lick your lips when you're talkin' ♪ 710 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:55,511 ♪ That make me stare 711 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:57,818 ♪ I like the way you do that right there ♪ 712 00:33:57,948 --> 00:33:58,993 ♪ Swing your hips when you're walkin' ♪ 713 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,777 ♪ Let down your hair 714 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,910 ♪ I like the way you do that right there ♪ 715 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:06,479 Wait, what are you doing? 716 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:07,567 What are you doing? 717 00:34:07,697 --> 00:34:09,177 -Stop, March! -I'm throwing you in! 718 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:10,352 No, stop, March! 719 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:11,049 [Screams] 720 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:31,069 [♪♪♪] 721 00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:46,084 [♪♪♪] 722 00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:00,010 March, I know how to swim. 723 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,621 Sorry. 724 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:02,970 You just stayed down there. 725 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:03,579 You scared me. 726 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,495 [Laughs] 727 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:09,890 -Shit. -EMILY: Jamie! 728 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,284 -I am so sorry, Jamie. -EMILY: Are you all right? 729 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:14,460 -Yeah. -March, what the actual fuck? 730 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:16,114 I'll get you a new phone. 731 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:17,854 It's fine. 732 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:19,595 I gotta go. 733 00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:20,596 I'll drive you. 734 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:23,295 Em, you're drunk. 735 00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:25,079 I'll just walk. 736 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,303 I wasn't mad about the phone. 737 00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:37,570 I was mad that he ruined my one little moment of peace. 738 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,355 LUKE: Jamie! 739 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,098 Jamie, hi. 740 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,494 You okay? 741 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,062 Why do you care? 742 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:54,021 I was just headed towards your house. 743 00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:58,199 My mom is home. 744 00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,201 I figured, but I'm a nice young man. 745 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,638 I assumed she wouldn't mind. 746 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,728 And... what about me? 747 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:08,644 I thought you might wanna hang out. 748 00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:10,124 [Scoffs] 749 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,866 Jamie, wait! 750 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,265 Jamie. 751 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:24,443 LUKE: Jamie, what did I do? Come on. 752 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:29,187 [Brakes squeal] 753 00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:32,842 What do you think you did? 754 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,114 Well, I think... 755 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,118 ...that you're upset with me because I ignored you. 756 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,122 I think you wanted me to watch you, 757 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,341 and you wanted my attention. 758 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,128 Am I right, Jamie? 759 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,001 You're an asshole. 760 00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:10,402 Why did you ignore me? 761 00:37:12,099 --> 00:37:15,189 Because you made me wanna break the rules. 762 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:24,198 [♪♪♪] 763 00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,038 [Taps] 764 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:47,090 [♪♪♪] 765 00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:51,356 Can I ask you a question? 766 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:52,661 Yeah. 767 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:53,923 You're just so young, you know? 768 00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:58,101 You don't seem very... priest-like. 769 00:37:58,232 --> 00:37:59,059 That's not a question. 770 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,715 Well, I mean that... 771 00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:05,065 JAMIE: Well, besides not knowing any of the religious stuff, 772 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,981 I just, I know that I could never do what you do. 773 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,245 I hate public speaking. 774 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:14,422 I can honestly think of nothing worse. 775 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:16,990 Oh, man, I love it. You know, it's such a rush. 776 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,733 And you can really do a lot when you have the room's attention. 777 00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:23,649 And it's actually a lot easier to get than you think. 778 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,042 So is that why you wanted to become a priest? 779 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:28,741 I mean, you obviously believe in God too. 780 00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:31,047 It's one of the reasons. 781 00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:33,920 I was in foster care my entire childhood, 782 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:37,315 and the guardians I had when I was about 12 or so, 783 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:40,405 they would go to mass every Sunday. 784 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,363 Now, I remember watching the priest up there, 785 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:45,758 giving his sermons and just thinking, 786 00:38:45,888 --> 00:38:49,239 "This guy has the support of his entire community." 787 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:52,025 You know, this huge group of really nice people. 788 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:53,548 And he never has to worry about money 789 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,637 or finding a home or people that love him. 790 00:38:57,987 --> 00:38:59,946 So yeah, I worked really hard, put myself through school, 791 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,164 and here I am. 792 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,387 I have another question. 793 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,302 Oh, no, no, no, it's my turn. 794 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:09,172 I wanna know about you. 795 00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:10,130 Tell me about you. 796 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,829 Oh, I don't know. I... 797 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,877 My favorite food is soft serve ice cream, 798 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,096 I hate math, 799 00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:23,796 and I love to read. 800 00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:26,973 JAMIE: Mostly science fiction, but sometimes fantasy. 801 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:28,801 Have you read the Harry Potter books? 802 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:30,933 I know that's kind of a childish thing to ask, 803 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:33,022 but the fifth book just came out, 804 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,590 and I'm just really dying to talk to somebody about it. 805 00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:37,462 I've never read the books, no. 806 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:40,639 Wait, hang on, are you one of those... 807 00:39:40,769 --> 00:39:41,901 Please don't tell me you're one of those 808 00:39:42,031 --> 00:39:43,685 waiting-for-the-movies- to-come-out people. 809 00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:46,384 Oh, no, did I just lose points? 810 00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:47,515 So many points! 811 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:49,082 Literally, all of your points. 812 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,737 -All of them! -I'll make it up to you. 813 00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:54,392 Um... 814 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:59,309 I have one more question. 815 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,355 Um... 816 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,966 Are priests allowed to drink? 817 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,321 JAMIE: He was better than anything I've read. 818 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:14,716 He was real. 819 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,721 And he made me feel invincible. 820 00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:28,687 [♪♪♪] 821 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:33,343 I thought about how salty he must be 822 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,650 from sweating all day in the sun. 823 00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:43,919 So... 824 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,748 [inhales] 825 00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:49,403 JAMIE: His look gave me the same feeling I got 826 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,623 when I had to talk on stage. 827 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:55,409 My heart in my throat, body shaking, no control. 828 00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:00,501 Today was fun. 829 00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:01,807 Yeah. 830 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,984 JAMIE: But something had to happen. 831 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,856 I wanted it to happen. 832 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:11,120 If I made a move, I could just blame it on being drunk. 833 00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:13,079 I definitely wouldn't be the first person. 834 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:17,300 I wanna try something. 835 00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:18,737 What? 836 00:41:25,787 --> 00:41:26,962 What are you doing? 837 00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:32,315 Are you sure? 838 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:35,580 JAMIE: Just tell me if I do a good job. 839 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:36,189 All right. 840 00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:37,320 Okay. 841 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,805 Um, I'm not sure what I was expecting, 842 00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:45,851 but it wasn't the Holy Grail. 843 00:41:45,981 --> 00:41:49,071 I mean, it wasn't anything more than a fleshy sock puppet. 844 00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:52,248 -You okay? -Yeah. 845 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,772 I couldn't even remember what Emily told me. 846 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,556 I didn't lick the sides. I didn't-- 847 00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:57,950 I just dove right in, head first, 848 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,605 into the mysterious new territory. 849 00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:11,180 [♪♪♪] 850 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:26,195 [♪♪♪] 851 00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:41,210 [♪♪♪] 852 00:42:47,303 --> 00:42:56,225 [♪♪♪] 853 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:11,240 [♪♪♪] 854 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:20,728 Ah! 855 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:21,424 [Siren wailing] 856 00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:22,774 [Gasps] 857 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:25,385 -Oh, shit. -JAMIE: Oh, God! 858 00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:37,789 [Sighs] 859 00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:39,617 My heart is pounding. 860 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,405 How was I? 861 00:43:48,538 --> 00:43:50,889 Spectacular. 862 00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:53,543 [Zips] 863 00:43:53,674 --> 00:44:02,552 [♪♪♪] 864 00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:17,567 [♪♪♪] 865 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:30,276 Is that here for you? 866 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,451 JAMIE: Oh, my God. 867 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,148 -Oh, shit. -Oh, my God! 868 00:44:33,279 --> 00:44:35,760 I don't know how he even got the car to drive. 869 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,065 I don't know where he could've gone. 870 00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:38,763 We'll find him. Don't worry. 871 00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,416 -Jamie? -JAMIE: Mom. 872 00:44:40,547 --> 00:44:41,853 -Jamie. 873 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:42,897 -SHIRA: Oh, my God! -Mom... 874 00:44:43,028 --> 00:44:44,246 Oh, my God! 875 00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:45,987 Where have you been? 876 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,250 It's okay, it's okay. 877 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,469 Have you been drinking? What are you-- 878 00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:50,557 You are one to talk. 879 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:51,645 God! 880 00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:52,428 -You've been drinking. -Oh, my God! 881 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:53,255 Where have you been? 882 00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:54,474 I've been calling you all day. 883 00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:55,127 Mom, it's fine. 884 00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:56,650 My phone, it got wet. 885 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:57,738 It's broken now. 886 00:44:57,869 --> 00:45:01,176 Oh, you are so-- You are so grounded! 887 00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:03,788 -Why, why am I grounded? -Because you disappeared! 888 00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:05,398 How am I supposed to know that you are okay 889 00:45:05,528 --> 00:45:06,660 when you do not pick up your phone? 890 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:08,009 My phone got wet! 891 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,097 JAMIE: I was just-- 892 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:10,708 How am I supposed to take you seriously? 893 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,318 You smell like alcohol! 894 00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:14,755 And what are you-- What are you wearing? 895 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:16,975 -I wore this to church, Mom. -You wore this to church? 896 00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:18,280 JAMIE: Why did you call the cops on me? 897 00:45:18,411 --> 00:45:19,629 That's insane! 898 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,457 I didn't call the cops on you. I called the cops 899 00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:23,416 because your cousin took my car, okay? 900 00:45:23,546 --> 00:45:25,070 Guys, guys, okay, ladies, ladies, 901 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,115 we should split up and search the neighborhood, okay? 902 00:45:27,246 --> 00:45:27,942 Okay. 903 00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:28,900 Are these your keys, Hope? 904 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,902 Ma'am, wait, should you be driving? 905 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:32,381 -No. -No, we'll go together. 906 00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:33,861 -I'll drive. -All right, great. 907 00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:35,733 -Let's go. -Jamie, stay here. 908 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:36,472 What, no! 909 00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:37,822 Mom, he's my cousin. 910 00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:40,476 -I wanna help look for him. -Jamie, go to bed. 911 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:44,742 [Door slams] 912 00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:55,187 [♪♪♪] 913 00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:10,202 [♪♪♪] 914 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:11,986 Dylan? 915 00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,166 DOCTOR: Just get that thumb straight up for me there. 916 00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:19,167 There you go. 917 00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:21,648 What color would you like your cast to be? 918 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:24,216 What are my options? 919 00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:26,044 Any color you want. 920 00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:29,525 Purple. 921 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:31,005 DOCTOR: Purple it is. 922 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:37,098 [Rattling] 923 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:46,107 [♪♪♪] 924 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,161 -Hey, March. -Hey. 925 00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,468 What happened to your car? 926 00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:01,079 March, Jamie can't play today. 927 00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:01,993 She's grounded. 928 00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:03,646 -JAMIE: Mom! -All good. 929 00:47:03,777 --> 00:47:05,692 I was just dropping this off. 930 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:06,519 MARCH: It's a new phone. 931 00:47:06,649 --> 00:47:08,434 JAMIE: Oh, thank you so much. 932 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:09,739 I'm really sorry about what happened. 933 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:10,697 All right, I'll take that. 934 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,090 Come on. 935 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:12,830 What the heck, Mom? 936 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,527 -Why? -You're grounded. 937 00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:15,963 Let's go. 938 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,443 So what, you took away my phone in the first place 939 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:18,792 because I didn't pick up, 940 00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:20,533 and now you wanna take away my-- 941 00:47:20,663 --> 00:47:21,490 You just don't make sense, Mom. 942 00:47:21,621 --> 00:47:22,317 You don't make sense. 943 00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:23,405 Say goodbye to your friend. 944 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:24,189 Now. 945 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:26,408 I hate you. 946 00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:32,719 Have a good day. 947 00:47:36,941 --> 00:47:37,550 [Door closes] 948 00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:51,520 [Sighs] 949 00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:54,828 I slept all day and all night. 950 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:59,920 Thirty-six whole hours of unanswered calls and texts. 951 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:04,707 Luke could change his mind, 952 00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:07,754 or he could think I'm playing hard to get. 953 00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,627 Listen, I'm very easy to get. 954 00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:17,982 Blow jobs were like a gateway drug for sex. 955 00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:22,073 I wanted more. 956 00:48:28,122 --> 00:48:29,645 And the rush. 957 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:32,083 [Jamie screams] 958 00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:36,478 I like the control. 959 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:42,832 [Jamie squeals] 960 00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:51,189 Wait, which side is it? 961 00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:53,843 -Which side is it? -Well, you start here. 962 00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:54,714 Wait. 963 00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:56,020 [Laughing] 964 00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:58,022 [Jamie squeals] 965 00:48:58,152 --> 00:48:59,153 No, no, no! 966 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:01,155 Ow! 967 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,374 Are you okay? 968 00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:11,339 [♪♪♪] 969 00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:12,732 Oh, my God! 970 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,473 You scared the shit out of me! 971 00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,525 [Laughing] 972 00:49:23,656 --> 00:49:32,534 [♪♪♪] 973 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:47,549 [♪♪♪] 974 00:50:05,915 --> 00:50:07,395 JAMIE: Mom? 975 00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:10,877 I would like to discuss the terms of this grounding. 976 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,184 While I know that what I did was wrong, 977 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,186 I don't think that taking away my phone privileges 978 00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:16,404 is really the correct-- 979 00:50:16,535 --> 00:50:17,405 Oh, my God! 980 00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:22,454 I'm sorry, um... 981 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:24,108 you scared me. 982 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,111 Oh. 983 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:28,721 Have you seen my mother, by chance? 984 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:31,028 She's like this, yay tall. 985 00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:32,333 Ze Jew. 986 00:50:35,206 --> 00:50:37,860 Uh, yes. 987 00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:39,732 Ze Jew. 988 00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,302 Okay. 989 00:50:48,262 --> 00:50:49,046 [Door closes] 990 00:50:57,445 --> 00:51:00,274 [Hinge creaks] 991 00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:04,278 -Let's have him for a bit. -How long? 992 00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:05,801 Hi. 993 00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:07,064 Hey, sweetie. 994 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,371 You're back. 995 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:12,156 Yeah, of course. 996 00:51:12,286 --> 00:51:13,809 [Sighs] 997 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:14,984 Can I go to Emily's? 998 00:51:15,115 --> 00:51:16,247 -No. -Why? 999 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,857 -She's grounded. -Why is she grounded? 1000 00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:20,120 Just get ready for dinner. For so many reasons. 1001 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:24,255 Is that old man in there my grandfather? 1002 00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:25,517 -Yes, he is. -Allegedly. 1003 00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:26,257 NED: Yes. 1004 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:28,998 Okay. 1005 00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:32,785 SHIRA: It would have been worth maybe you giving me a heads-up 1006 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:34,003 that you were bringing a strange man. 1007 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:36,267 -He's my father. -You don't know that. 1008 00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:37,703 [Arguing continues] 1009 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,713 JAMIE: I didn't realize how mad I was at my dad for leaving 1010 00:51:47,843 --> 00:51:49,454 until he came back. 1011 00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:59,855 I wanted to yell at him. 1012 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:01,901 I wanted to knock the table over. 1013 00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:05,078 I wanted all the food and soda and wine 1014 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:08,125 to just create a pool of garbage on the floor. 1015 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:14,522 I wanted it to stain, 1016 00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:16,916 so he'd be forced to remember the time he left us 1017 00:52:17,046 --> 00:52:18,657 to deal with his problems. 1018 00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:24,750 I just wanted something, anything to happen. 1019 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:33,759 [♪♪♪] 1020 00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:45,031 I had so much on my mind. 1021 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,381 But I ended up saying nothing at all. 1022 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:51,951 How's everybody's food? 1023 00:52:57,130 --> 00:53:01,221 So how did you, um, find him? 1024 00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:03,571 Are-- 1025 00:53:03,702 --> 00:53:06,008 Are you sure he's, like, the right Herman? 1026 00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,619 Yes, Hope, he's the right Herman. 1027 00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:10,056 Look, it was very easy, you know. 1028 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,754 Mom and Dad, actually your dad, not mine, 1029 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:14,321 were in Germany for that year when I was conceived, 1030 00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:17,019 and, uh, flew to Frankfurt, 1031 00:53:17,150 --> 00:53:18,891 talked to a private detective, gave him his name, 1032 00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:21,328 and we found him in a local hospital 1033 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,069 and brought him here. 1034 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,332 So you took him from a hospital? 1035 00:53:25,463 --> 00:53:26,203 That's kinda weird. 1036 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:27,508 It's not like that, I mean-- 1037 00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:28,901 Actually, it's exactly like that. 1038 00:53:29,031 --> 00:53:30,859 You just said you took him from the hospital. 1039 00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:32,383 That's pretty fuckin' weird. 1040 00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:33,688 Watch your language, first of all. 1041 00:53:33,819 --> 00:53:36,300 Second of all, he's sick, okay? 1042 00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:39,781 -He's got cancer. -Oh, my God, what kind? 1043 00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:41,174 I don't know. Look, they were gonna put him 1044 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,611 into some sort of assisted-living facility, 1045 00:53:43,742 --> 00:53:45,744 and I figured why not just bring him here? 1046 00:53:45,874 --> 00:53:47,006 We have a guest room. 1047 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:47,963 We're a loving family. 1048 00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:49,617 It's the perfect spot for him. 1049 00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:52,838 Yeah, why wouldn't he come and stay in our guest room? 1050 00:53:52,968 --> 00:53:55,319 Sounds like he needs to actually be in hospital, 1051 00:53:55,449 --> 00:53:59,192 and if he was coming, maybe you'd call, 1052 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,585 let me know to change the sheets. 1053 00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:04,284 SHIRA: I don't know. That doesn't seem unreasonable. 1054 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:05,546 Fine. 1055 00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,635 I'm not a mind reader. 1056 00:54:07,766 --> 00:54:09,202 [Scoffs] 1057 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:14,729 So, Jamie, are you planning on speaking 1058 00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:16,644 at the memorial service? 1059 00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:18,907 I know Dylan's gonna say a few words and-- 1060 00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,909 -Oh, no. -She's gonna speak. 1061 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:21,997 You know how I feel about public speaking. 1062 00:54:22,128 --> 00:54:23,129 How about a DNA test? 1063 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,044 There's no way, Ned, for you to know-- 1064 00:54:25,174 --> 00:54:26,915 Will you drop this? 1065 00:54:27,046 --> 00:54:29,396 -He is my son! -Okay. 1066 00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:32,747 All of you stop talking about me like I am not here. 1067 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:36,185 -Especially the shiv. -Excuse me? 1068 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:38,579 Wait, so you guys didn't know that he was super anti-Semitic? 1069 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:39,232 It was just me. 1070 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,581 Okay, I got this. 1071 00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:42,191 Let's just chock this one up to cultural differences. 1072 00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:45,020 I'm sure that he didn't mean what he said. 1073 00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:48,415 I'm right here, heeb. 1074 00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:50,722 -Okay well, you know what? -What's a heeb? 1075 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:52,811 -NED: Okay, enough. -HOPE: Dylan, headphones on. 1076 00:54:52,941 --> 00:54:55,204 Does anyone think that he might be, like, super racist? 1077 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,250 -That's hard to misunderstand. -Hon... 1078 00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:58,686 You don't need to get the DNA test, honey, 1079 00:54:58,817 --> 00:55:00,601 because obviously Dotty and Herman 1080 00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:02,255 make a lovely couple. 1081 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,126 Can you explain to me why I'm having 1082 00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:06,085 to deal with this in my own home, 1083 00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:06,868 in front of my family? 1084 00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,305 Why is this-- 1085 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,176 'Cause I am trying to connect with my father, okay? 1086 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,222 Your dad is an anti-Semite. 1087 00:55:13,353 --> 00:55:15,399 Oh, like you've gone to temple that much. 1088 00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:16,791 Oh, my God! 1089 00:55:16,922 --> 00:55:18,402 Just because I don't go to temple all the time, 1090 00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:21,318 I deserve to be called a heeb in my house? 1091 00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,320 Do you not understand that this is crazy? 1092 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:24,756 This whole situation is crazy. 1093 00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:26,453 All I'm saying is that we all have parents 1094 00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:27,976 that are difficult. 1095 00:55:30,544 --> 00:55:31,806 I'm just saying your parents are not perfect. 1096 00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:33,112 Oh, I-- Oh, my-- I-- 1097 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:33,852 -NED: What? -Okay, I-- 1098 00:55:33,982 --> 00:55:34,853 It's a different world! 1099 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:36,158 SHIRA: What does that have to do-- 1100 00:55:36,289 --> 00:55:37,290 -Because it's a-- -No. 1101 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:38,465 It's his thing! 1102 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:39,901 Are you leaving? 1103 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:40,641 Hon! 1104 00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:41,947 [Door slams] 1105 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:50,172 Hey, hey, Dad, can I go to Emily's? 1106 00:55:50,303 --> 00:55:51,826 Yeah, go ahead. 1107 00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:54,916 Sorry. 1108 00:55:55,047 --> 00:56:03,925 [♪♪♪] 1109 00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:18,940 [♪♪♪] 1110 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:28,646 ♪ You come in, check my time 1111 00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:31,953 ♪ You've got fornication crimes ♪ 1112 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,826 ♪ I've seen your hope on television ♪ 1113 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:41,659 ♪ Where you've been You were not were ♪ 1114 00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:44,139 ♪ They've got tricycles in skirts ♪ 1115 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:45,793 I'm proud of you. 1116 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,491 Oh, thank you. 1117 00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:49,667 -Promised I'd tell you. -Tell her what? 1118 00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:51,233 Did you guys finish Order of the Phoenixyet? 1119 00:56:51,364 --> 00:56:52,104 -Yes, twice. -EMILY: No. 1120 00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:53,801 Oh, my God, it was so good! 1121 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:56,804 [Laughing] 1122 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:57,936 Cool. 1123 00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:58,719 That's not what we're talking about. 1124 00:56:58,850 --> 00:56:59,807 We're talking about how Jamie 1125 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:00,939 finally lost her mouth virginity. 1126 00:57:05,117 --> 00:57:06,988 Congrats. 1127 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,250 He was fine. 1128 00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:09,556 It was nothing, okay? 1129 00:57:09,687 --> 00:57:10,427 Can we just talk about something else, please? 1130 00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:11,645 Are you not gonna see him again? 1131 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,386 Hmm? 1132 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:16,258 You said he wasfine, like he died or something. 1133 00:57:16,389 --> 00:57:17,651 I did? 1134 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:19,131 He play a sport? 1135 00:57:19,261 --> 00:57:21,263 Like at Saint Ags? 1136 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:22,526 Lacrosse, uh-huh. 1137 00:57:22,656 --> 00:57:24,353 I know a lot of guys on that team. 1138 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:26,965 -What's his name? -Can we just drop it, please? 1139 00:57:27,095 --> 00:57:29,315 Lacrosse guys are so hot. 1140 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,840 Oh, hey, um, before I forget, 1141 00:57:32,971 --> 00:57:34,407 what time is that funeral thingy on Thursday? 1142 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:37,454 -We were gonna go. -Um, it's-- 1143 00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:39,194 You guys, that's really nice, but you don't have to go. 1144 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:40,239 EMILY: But we're your friends, 1145 00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:41,632 and we support you no matter what. 1146 00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:44,635 Not sure I can make it now, actually. 1147 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:45,505 Oh. 1148 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:48,769 Okay. 1149 00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:50,989 -I gotta bounce. -Wait. 1150 00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:52,730 We'll see you tomorrow. 1151 00:57:57,517 --> 00:57:58,518 Why would you do that? 1152 00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:00,259 Why would you actually say that to him? 1153 00:58:00,389 --> 00:58:01,216 -Why? -What? 1154 00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:02,391 It's just March. 1155 00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:05,394 Yeah, but he seemed really upset. 1156 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,745 Well, you're not into him, so what's the problem? 1157 00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:12,358 He shouldn't get his hopes up, right? 1158 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,752 I guess. 1159 00:58:14,882 --> 00:58:16,275 We'll figure it out. 1160 00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:18,146 He's having a party tomorrow. 1161 00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:20,453 He has a party every day. 1162 00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:21,367 [Phone vibrates] 1163 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,673 True. 1164 00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:29,462 Oh! 1165 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:31,072 Oh, no, oh, shit! 1166 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,117 God, we gotta go. 1167 00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:33,292 My mom's so pissed. 1168 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:33,945 Can we go? 1169 00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:34,946 Can we go right now? 1170 00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:43,607 ♪ Waiting for the sun to wake us from this sleep ♪ 1171 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,871 ♪ The dream is ending 1172 00:58:47,001 --> 00:58:48,307 -LUKE: Hey. -Hey. 1173 00:58:49,961 --> 00:58:51,136 What's up? 1174 00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:54,095 Oh, wow, you look great. 1175 00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:55,532 Thank you. 1176 00:58:55,662 --> 00:58:58,360 I brought that for you to read. 1177 00:58:58,491 --> 00:58:59,753 Oh, cool. 1178 00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:05,367 So, um, where we going? 1179 00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:06,934 We can't go inside? 1180 00:59:07,065 --> 00:59:08,457 Oh, no. 1181 00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,590 I mean, do you know who I live with? 1182 00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:12,636 If anyone were to find out about us... 1183 00:59:14,072 --> 00:59:15,595 We're an us? 1184 00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:17,641 Shut up. 1185 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:19,468 [Laughs] 1186 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:21,862 Um, let's see. 1187 00:59:21,993 --> 00:59:24,212 Oh, I have an idea. 1188 00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:25,736 [Engine starts] 1189 00:59:27,302 --> 00:59:36,181 [♪♪♪] 1190 00:59:42,317 --> 00:59:51,196 [♪♪♪] 1191 00:59:57,332 --> 01:00:06,211 [♪♪♪] 1192 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:19,616 Get up. 1193 01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:22,923 Are you okay? 1194 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:25,012 Um, yeah. 1195 01:00:25,143 --> 01:00:27,319 This kinda hurts my knees. 1196 01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,756 Can we, um-- Can we move to the grass? 1197 01:00:29,887 --> 01:00:31,932 -Yeah. -Okay. 1198 01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:48,862 [unzips] 1199 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,517 Sorry, they're kinda tight. 1200 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,650 [Chuckles] 1201 01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,782 Here. 1202 01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:56,304 [Chuckles] 1203 01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:57,871 Sorry. 1204 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:08,969 Do you think we could-- Do you-- 1205 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,319 I just think it would help if you-- 1206 01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:14,061 -Oh, yeah, okay. -JAMIE: Yeah, yeah. 1207 01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:15,672 Okay, yeah. 1208 01:01:26,595 --> 01:01:29,468 [Jamie moans] 1209 01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,783 Okay. 1210 01:01:39,913 --> 01:01:41,654 Oh, okay, yeah. 1211 01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:44,135 Do wanna put-- 1212 01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:46,180 Do you want something to put on your-- 1213 01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:47,486 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 1214 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:49,270 [Wrapper crinkling] 1215 01:01:57,452 --> 01:01:59,324 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 1216 01:01:59,454 --> 01:02:02,370 [Panting] 1217 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,547 [Gasps] 1218 01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:32,444 [♪♪♪] 1219 01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:35,447 [Car approaching] 1220 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:36,927 [Brakes squeal] 1221 01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:38,319 [Car door closes] 1222 01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,146 [Horn honks] 1223 01:02:39,277 --> 01:02:40,278 Oh, my gosh! 1224 01:02:40,408 --> 01:02:41,105 DRIVER: What are you doing down there? 1225 01:02:41,235 --> 01:02:41,975 -Oh, my gosh! -Oh, my God! 1226 01:02:42,106 --> 01:02:42,497 What the fuck? 1227 01:02:42,628 --> 01:02:43,368 Oh, my God! 1228 01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:52,420 [♪♪♪] 1229 01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,564 Well, at least now I understand why you wanted 1230 01:03:05,694 --> 01:03:07,131 to start going to church. 1231 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:22,886 I should tell the priest, the real priest, 1232 01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:25,540 what is happening. 1233 01:03:25,671 --> 01:03:26,890 What? 1234 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:28,674 What? 1235 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:29,762 Mom, stop! 1236 01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:30,807 JAMIE: Mom, no! 1237 01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:32,417 You're gonna ruin his life. 1238 01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:33,592 What are you doing? 1239 01:03:33,722 --> 01:03:35,028 Jamie, he needs to know what happened. 1240 01:03:35,159 --> 01:03:36,943 You think you're the only one that this is happening to? 1241 01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:38,249 -You're going to ruin his life! -What's going on? 1242 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:39,380 JAMIE: Why are you doing this to me? 1243 01:03:39,511 --> 01:03:41,165 Please stop! 1244 01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:44,037 No, seriously, why are you doing this? 1245 01:03:44,168 --> 01:03:46,213 Why? 1246 01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:47,388 [Sobbing] 1247 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:49,434 Stop. 1248 01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:51,305 Stop, please! 1249 01:03:53,655 --> 01:04:02,534 [♪♪♪] 1250 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:17,549 [♪♪♪] 1251 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:26,166 [Sobbing] 1252 01:04:26,297 --> 01:04:35,132 [♪♪♪] 1253 01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:50,451 [Shower running] 1254 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:59,591 JAMIE: I waited all day for them to punish me. 1255 01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:02,681 [Clock ticking] 1256 01:05:02,811 --> 01:05:07,120 We commandeered our own islands of couches... 1257 01:05:08,861 --> 01:05:10,863 and lawn chairs... 1258 01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:13,474 [Herman coughing] 1259 01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:15,476 and beds. 1260 01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:18,436 [Ticking continues] 1261 01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:24,921 I was a ghost living in my own house, 1262 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,139 and I'd had enough. 1263 01:05:40,153 --> 01:05:41,502 [Sighs] 1264 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:45,376 SHIRA: I don't think we have a choice in it. 1265 01:05:45,506 --> 01:05:47,160 NED: If you wanna do it, we'll do it. 1266 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,466 Hey! 1267 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:52,165 Where you going? 1268 01:05:52,296 --> 01:05:53,950 Out. 1269 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,342 SHIRA: No, you're not. 1270 01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:56,735 -You're grounded. -Come here. 1271 01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,304 This stops now, okay? 1272 01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:02,436 We gotta talk about our punishment. 1273 01:06:02,567 --> 01:06:03,655 Well, first of all, you're gonna pay 1274 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,309 for getting the car impounded. 1275 01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:07,093 -NED: Mm-hmm. -That's it? 1276 01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:08,529 -Great. -No, don't do that, okay? 1277 01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,835 And we're not done. 1278 01:06:11,489 --> 01:06:13,012 Does it look like I care if you're done? 1279 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:15,406 -What? -What? 1280 01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:17,886 Come on, look at yourselves. 1281 01:06:18,017 --> 01:06:20,367 Ever since Grandma died, you guys have been-- 1282 01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:21,107 You've lost it. 1283 01:06:21,238 --> 01:06:22,543 Lost your minds. 1284 01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:24,371 You don't talk to us like that, first of all. 1285 01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:26,765 People die, okay? 1286 01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:29,159 It's okay to move on. 1287 01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,551 Honestly, I don't feel like being punished 1288 01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:32,901 because of whatever it is that you guys are going through. 1289 01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:33,946 [Laughing] 1290 01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:35,600 Yeah, Herman gets it. 1291 01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:37,210 You are now out of line. 1292 01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:39,560 I had sex! 1293 01:06:39,691 --> 01:06:41,736 Everyone has sex! 1294 01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,521 -Okay. -Everyone! 1295 01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:46,176 And at least it was with someone that I love. 1296 01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:47,655 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. -What? 1297 01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:48,656 I do! 1298 01:06:48,787 --> 01:06:50,397 You don't even know him, Jamie! 1299 01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:52,443 You are totally out of line right now. 1300 01:06:52,573 --> 01:06:53,531 NED: Calm down. 1301 01:06:53,661 --> 01:06:55,228 Don't tell me to calm down right now. 1302 01:06:55,359 --> 01:06:56,621 Fine. 1303 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:57,535 When you decide to be a part of this family again, 1304 01:06:57,665 --> 01:06:58,710 let me know, okay? 1305 01:07:00,233 --> 01:07:01,887 Well, when wanna stop being a shitty dad, let me know. 1306 01:07:04,063 --> 01:07:12,941 [♪♪♪] 1307 01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:28,044 LUKE: What are you doing here? 1308 01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,915 I just-- I wanted to see you. 1309 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:34,311 I mean, I just thought maybe we could, 1310 01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:37,488 you know, finish what we started. 1311 01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:38,750 [Car door opens] 1312 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,143 LUKE: Are you kidding me, Jamie? 1313 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:42,493 If anyone finds out you're here... 1314 01:07:42,623 --> 01:07:44,538 Okay, this whole thing was a huge mistake. 1315 01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:45,365 I'm sorry, but it was. 1316 01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:47,150 It's getting way out of hand. 1317 01:07:49,326 --> 01:07:51,067 So you don't... 1318 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:55,245 What? 1319 01:07:57,029 --> 01:07:58,857 You don't love me? 1320 01:07:58,987 --> 01:07:59,945 Love you? 1321 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,077 Wait. 1322 01:08:02,339 --> 01:08:04,428 You don't love me. 1323 01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,736 I thought we were just having fun. 1324 01:08:08,867 --> 01:08:10,825 Well, we are just having fun. 1325 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:13,089 I just thought that-- 1326 01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:16,353 What? 1327 01:08:16,483 --> 01:08:18,311 You just, you're not obsessed with your job. 1328 01:08:18,442 --> 01:08:21,488 You just, you like the security. 1329 01:08:21,619 --> 01:08:22,185 [Sighs] 1330 01:08:22,315 --> 01:08:23,490 Okay, wow. 1331 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,058 Um, there's a lot going on right now, 1332 01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:27,364 and I'm trying to wrap my head around it. 1333 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,978 You're a really sweet girl, 1334 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,849 but this thing that we're doing, that we did, 1335 01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:38,375 it can't happen again, okay? 1336 01:08:38,505 --> 01:08:40,116 So that's it? 1337 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,857 I guess so. 1338 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:49,212 Okay. 1339 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:52,998 Just tell me one thing though. 1340 01:08:53,912 --> 01:08:54,826 What? 1341 01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:01,267 Was I always just gonna be the last girl you slept with? 1342 01:09:01,398 --> 01:09:05,315 You just wanted to fuck someone before you couldn't anymore? 1343 01:09:05,445 --> 01:09:06,272 -Tell me. -LUKE: I don't know. 1344 01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:07,273 I wasn't really thinking about it 1345 01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:08,709 in those terms, okay? 1346 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,884 I guess it happened that way. 1347 01:09:11,364 --> 01:09:13,758 But I never meant for anyone to get hurt. 1348 01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:18,676 Now listen, tomorrow when you go to the funeral 1349 01:09:18,806 --> 01:09:20,243 and stand with your parents, 1350 01:09:20,373 --> 01:09:21,809 you have to pretend that I don't exist. 1351 01:09:24,247 --> 01:09:27,424 Just shake everyone's hands and focus on your family, all right? 1352 01:09:27,554 --> 01:09:29,730 Okay, it'll be easy. 1353 01:09:29,861 --> 01:09:31,123 Okay? 1354 01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:36,172 I'm really sorry, you know, for what it's worth. 1355 01:09:36,302 --> 01:09:37,608 I really did enjoy spending time with you. 1356 01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:54,842 [Sobbing] 1357 01:10:07,681 --> 01:10:08,987 Whew. 1358 01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:18,779 Ugh! 1359 01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:24,176 [Loud chatter] 1360 01:10:26,613 --> 01:10:29,355 ♪ Move around Do your thing like this ♪ 1361 01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:30,487 GIRL 1: What the fuck? 1362 01:10:30,617 --> 01:10:31,792 -BOY 1: Look at this bitch. -GIRL 2: Whoa. 1363 01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:32,532 BOY 2: What's her problem? 1364 01:10:32,663 --> 01:10:34,230 Relax, it's a party. 1365 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,406 GIRL 1: That was aggressive. 1366 01:10:36,536 --> 01:10:38,625 ♪ I love it when you shake it When you move that thing ♪ 1367 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:41,367 ♪ Little mama, she got game 1368 01:10:41,498 --> 01:10:44,283 ♪ She wanna pop this Pull out my whip ♪ 1369 01:10:44,414 --> 01:10:46,807 MARCH: Jamie, you're here. 1370 01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:51,203 ♪ We about to get wild before the party ♪ 1371 01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:52,900 Let's go upstairs. 1372 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:57,253 Whoa, what, what are you doing? 1373 01:10:57,383 --> 01:10:58,645 What? 1374 01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:01,605 You seem different. 1375 01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:04,347 Come on, I'm giving you what you want. 1376 01:11:04,477 --> 01:11:05,652 What I want? 1377 01:11:05,783 --> 01:11:06,871 Wow, okay. 1378 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:09,221 Jamie, you made it! 1379 01:11:09,352 --> 01:11:12,006 [Laughs] 1380 01:11:12,137 --> 01:11:13,530 This is Buck. 1381 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:16,707 He, like, plays lacrosse at Saint Ags. 1382 01:11:16,837 --> 01:11:18,796 -Emily, this isn't a good time. -Shh! 1383 01:11:18,926 --> 01:11:21,233 Babe, this is the girl that I was telling you about. 1384 01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:24,584 She was hanging out with one of your teammates the other day. 1385 01:11:24,715 --> 01:11:25,411 Oh, yeah? 1386 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:26,717 Who was the lucky guy? 1387 01:11:26,847 --> 01:11:28,414 Was it Felter? 1388 01:11:28,545 --> 01:11:30,851 Um, yeah, sure. 1389 01:11:30,982 --> 01:11:31,678 Hey, Felter! 1390 01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:34,594 -This your girl? -What is he doing? 1391 01:11:34,725 --> 01:11:36,074 I really don't wanna hear this. 1392 01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:39,338 -Do you know her? -No. 1393 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,474 Jesus Christ, fine! 1394 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:45,213 I lied. 1395 01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:46,737 Big fucking whoop! 1396 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:48,695 Come on! 1397 01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:52,438 Emily, why do you care so much about who I hook up with? 1398 01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:55,441 I mean, you blow enough lacrosse players for the both of us. 1399 01:11:55,572 --> 01:11:56,312 What? 1400 01:11:56,442 --> 01:11:57,878 God, you're like a human tornado, 1401 01:11:58,009 --> 01:12:00,403 just sucking up everything within a 50-foot radius. 1402 01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:05,103 You know, just because your grandma died, 1403 01:12:05,233 --> 01:12:07,540 it doesn't give you permission to act like a total bitch. 1404 01:12:08,976 --> 01:12:10,195 I think you should leave. 1405 01:12:12,763 --> 01:12:14,155 You know what, March? 1406 01:12:14,286 --> 01:12:15,722 You may be able to make friends 1407 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:18,508 just by buying beer for them right now, 1408 01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:20,597 but soon enough, you're gonna have to make friends 1409 01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,033 based on your personality, 1410 01:12:22,163 --> 01:12:24,688 and no one even knows what that is. 1411 01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:28,387 Get the fuck out. 1412 01:12:30,868 --> 01:12:36,569 Get... the... fuck... out. 1413 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,614 Fine. 1414 01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:41,139 Your parties are getting old anyway. 1415 01:12:43,271 --> 01:12:45,709 ♪ Move around Do your thing like this ♪ 1416 01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:47,885 Oh, my God. 1417 01:12:48,015 --> 01:12:49,800 Guess you lose your Xbox. 1418 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:51,454 -EMILY: Is she crazy? -BUCK: Mm-hmm. 1419 01:12:56,241 --> 01:13:05,119 [♪♪♪] 1420 01:13:11,299 --> 01:13:14,738 JAMIE: I woke up, and for a few seconds, 1421 01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:17,044 I had forgotten all of the reasons 1422 01:13:17,175 --> 01:13:20,439 why I was so miserable. 1423 01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:25,139 And no matter how hard I tried to hold on to that feeling, 1424 01:13:25,270 --> 01:13:28,142 those few seconds, 1425 01:13:28,273 --> 01:13:30,536 the sun forced them away. 1426 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,368 [Knocking] 1427 01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:37,978 DYLAN: It's Dylan. 1428 01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,066 Can I come in? 1429 01:13:39,197 --> 01:13:40,024 JAMIE: Yeah, of course. 1430 01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:44,376 Hey. 1431 01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:52,645 My mom wanted to carpool to the funeral. 1432 01:13:52,776 --> 01:13:54,386 Oh. 1433 01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:56,606 JAMIE: What's on today? 1434 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:59,522 Electric Light Orchestra. 1435 01:13:59,652 --> 01:14:00,610 JAMIE: Yep. 1436 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:05,832 [Sighs] 1437 01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:11,142 She's mad at me for trying to run away, 1438 01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:12,665 but she doesn't understand 1439 01:14:12,796 --> 01:14:14,928 that I was only doing what Dotty asked me to. 1440 01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:19,019 What did Dotty say to you, Dylan? 1441 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:21,848 That I'm a homosexual, 1442 01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:24,460 and she should've sent me away when my dad left. 1443 01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:27,941 Are you joking? 1444 01:14:28,072 --> 01:14:29,029 I'm not one for jokes. 1445 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:33,904 Oh, my-- What a bitch! 1446 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:36,080 I'm so sorry. 1447 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:39,431 You know, and I'm fine with it, really. 1448 01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:41,564 It's not that I wish I wasn't. 1449 01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:42,956 I just, you know... 1450 01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:47,439 ...wish I figured it out later. 1451 01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:49,049 No one at school will like me. 1452 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,880 Dylan, listen to me. 1453 01:14:56,404 --> 01:15:00,147 You are the coolest kid. 1454 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:04,543 I mean, look at you. You wear vintage clothes. 1455 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:07,546 You have the best taste in music. 1456 01:15:07,677 --> 01:15:09,592 And that's just stuff that you can't teach, you know? 1457 01:15:12,029 --> 01:15:13,552 Come here. 1458 01:15:15,162 --> 01:15:17,948 Gay or not, man, you still have me. 1459 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:20,080 You're never gonna get rid of me. 1460 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:35,139 [♪♪♪] 1461 01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:41,493 PRIEST: In the name of the Father 1462 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:44,278 and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. 1463 01:15:44,409 --> 01:15:46,411 CONGREGATION: Amen. 1464 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,891 PRIEST: The Lord be with you. 1465 01:15:48,021 --> 01:15:49,109 CONGREGATION: And also with you. 1466 01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:53,636 Dorothy Winkle's life was well-lived. 1467 01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:57,509 She served the Lord, she served her Catholic faith. 1468 01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:58,902 PRIEST: She made sure that her friends-- 1469 01:15:59,032 --> 01:16:01,208 JAMIE: I can't imagine any of us wanted 1470 01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:02,601 to mourn Dotty that day. 1471 01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:04,255 PRIEST: Enjoy in her eternal life. 1472 01:16:05,735 --> 01:16:07,737 We loved Dorothy. 1473 01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:10,217 We will miss her. 1474 01:16:10,348 --> 01:16:13,786 How can you mourn someone you're still mad at? 1475 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:17,398 How can you forgive someone who's dead? 1476 01:16:17,529 --> 01:16:19,923 Dotty was my best friend. 1477 01:16:20,053 --> 01:16:22,752 She always had a big smile on her face. 1478 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:24,884 She loved her grandchildren. 1479 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:28,018 She loved to travel. 1480 01:16:28,148 --> 01:16:30,411 Dotty gave me candy whenever I wanted. 1481 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:32,196 Good at bridge. 1482 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:33,850 Unapologetic. 1483 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,286 -Peaceful. -Smart. 1484 01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:36,504 So old. 1485 01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,291 To conclude our service 1486 01:16:40,421 --> 01:16:43,642 and before we collect ourselves outside for the burial, 1487 01:16:43,773 --> 01:16:46,993 I want to invite anyone else who would like to pay their respects 1488 01:16:47,124 --> 01:16:48,125 to speak now. 1489 01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,261 [Door opens] 1490 01:16:54,392 --> 01:16:55,828 [Footsteps approaching] 1491 01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:57,351 [Door closes] 1492 01:16:59,919 --> 01:17:01,834 Um, okay. 1493 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:04,054 I would like to say something. 1494 01:17:04,184 --> 01:17:05,316 Jamie, what-- 1495 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:06,099 It's fine, Mom. 1496 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:07,579 I have to do this. 1497 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:16,632 [♪♪♪] 1498 01:17:17,284 --> 01:17:20,070 [Heart beating] 1499 01:17:26,511 --> 01:17:28,774 I felt Dotty with me then, 1500 01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:31,168 egging me on. 1501 01:17:31,298 --> 01:17:33,474 And just like her, 1502 01:17:33,605 --> 01:17:35,781 I had nothing left to lose. 1503 01:17:40,568 --> 01:17:42,875 Come on. 1504 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,050 Say something. 1505 01:17:46,139 --> 01:17:46,705 Hi! 1506 01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,751 Um-- Hi. 1507 01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:53,451 I'm Jamie Winkle, um... 1508 01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,409 Dotty's granddaughter. 1509 01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:58,804 JAMIE: I, um, I just wanted to say a few things. 1510 01:17:58,935 --> 01:17:59,587 I'm really sorry. 1511 01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:00,763 I'm nervous. 1512 01:18:00,893 --> 01:18:02,895 I'm not very good at this, so I'm sorry. 1513 01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:04,201 Um... 1514 01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:10,773 I never really tried to get to know my grandmother. 1515 01:18:10,903 --> 01:18:13,558 You know, she was always just the old woman 1516 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,866 who would write me checks on my birthday. 1517 01:18:16,996 --> 01:18:19,042 [Congregation chuckling] 1518 01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:22,654 But, um... 1519 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:27,659 But hearing all of you say such nice things about her, 1520 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:30,444 it just kinda makes me wonder 1521 01:18:30,575 --> 01:18:32,359 if that was the same woman I knew. 1522 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:35,885 I think what I've realized the hardest part 1523 01:18:36,015 --> 01:18:37,756 about this whole thing 1524 01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:41,629 is figuring out how to forgive someone 1525 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,109 that you can't talk to. 1526 01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:47,070 JAMIE: To me, Dotty was tough, you know? 1527 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,854 She wasn't always nice. 1528 01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:50,464 I mean, my poor parents. 1529 01:18:50,595 --> 01:18:51,770 They just-- 1530 01:18:51,901 --> 01:18:54,991 My dad just found out that this guy, Herman, 1531 01:18:55,121 --> 01:18:57,863 is his real father. 1532 01:18:57,994 --> 01:19:00,866 And then Dotty told my mom that she never liked her 1533 01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:04,000 because she's Jewish. 1534 01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:06,654 I mean, God, it's 2003, for Christ's sake. 1535 01:19:10,441 --> 01:19:14,010 This is what happens when people don't talk to each other. 1536 01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:19,755 This is why family shouldn't keep secrets from one another. 1537 01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:25,935 To clear her conscience, Dotty chose to burden us 1538 01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:27,980 with just a bunch of fucked-up shit. 1539 01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:28,720 PRIEST: Thank you, Jamie. 1540 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:31,723 I'm not finished, Father. 1541 01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:32,985 [Congregation murmuring] 1542 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:34,944 Um... 1543 01:19:37,555 --> 01:19:38,991 Before Dotty died, 1544 01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:43,387 she told me that she had me baptized when I was a baby 1545 01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:44,954 without my parents knowing. 1546 01:19:46,651 --> 01:19:48,566 With you, actually. 1547 01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:49,697 Isn't that crazy? 1548 01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,090 JAMIE: Yeah. 1549 01:19:51,221 --> 01:19:54,180 Man, she must have really wanted me to go to heaven. 1550 01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:55,399 But you know what the funniest thing is? 1551 01:19:55,529 --> 01:19:58,358 After she told me this whole baptism thing 1552 01:19:58,489 --> 01:20:00,404 and convinced me that religion 1553 01:20:00,534 --> 01:20:05,104 really needed to play a much larger role in my life, 1554 01:20:05,235 --> 01:20:06,366 she told me a secret. 1555 01:20:08,020 --> 01:20:10,544 The secret of life. 1556 01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,767 -Jamie-- -Shh, not now. 1557 01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:18,378 Oh, by the way, this is Luke, everyone. 1558 01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:21,468 He officially becomes a priest tomorrow! 1559 01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:25,255 Can we please give him a round of applause? 1560 01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:25,864 Whoo! 1561 01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:27,039 Okay, anyway. 1562 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,389 So I was sitting with Dotty, right? 1563 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,435 JAMIE: She just told me about the baptism thing. 1564 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:35,526 These words actually come out of her mouth: 1565 01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:40,574 "Jamie, there is one thing in this world you need to know, 1566 01:20:40,705 --> 01:20:45,014 but no one will have the guts to tell you, 1567 01:20:45,144 --> 01:20:47,886 something I wish I had been prepared for." 1568 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:56,460 "Learn how to give a proper blow job." 1569 01:20:56,590 --> 01:20:56,982 [Congregation murmuring] 1570 01:20:57,113 --> 01:20:57,940 What? 1571 01:20:58,070 --> 01:20:59,376 Yup. 1572 01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:01,552 So this woman is on her deathbed, 1573 01:21:01,682 --> 01:21:04,033 and she decides that her last words to me 1574 01:21:04,163 --> 01:21:07,601 are telling me that I need to learn how to give head, okay? 1575 01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:10,474 So I chock this up to her being old and demented. 1576 01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:16,523 But then I met this guy. 1577 01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:19,265 It was Luke, actually. 1578 01:21:19,396 --> 01:21:23,400 JAMIE: And he made me feel safe and good about myself 1579 01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:27,186 when I came to the church looking for answers. 1580 01:21:27,317 --> 01:21:30,711 -Okay, Jamie, that's enough. -So good, in fact, that he-- 1581 01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:35,542 he helped my sweet, sweet grandma 1582 01:21:35,673 --> 01:21:37,240 get her dying wish. 1583 01:21:37,370 --> 01:21:40,243 [Murmuring continues] 1584 01:21:40,373 --> 01:21:41,635 Luke! 1585 01:21:41,766 --> 01:21:44,073 She doesn't know what she's talking about. 1586 01:21:44,203 --> 01:21:46,031 Luke, you were the one who told me how easy it was 1587 01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:47,076 to get a crowd's attention. 1588 01:21:49,469 --> 01:21:50,949 Looks like I have it. 1589 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,429 Okay, please, now, Jamie-- 1590 01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,431 [crowd gasps] 1591 01:21:54,561 --> 01:21:55,214 Fuck! 1592 01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,824 I'm so sorry! 1593 01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:57,825 Oh, my God! 1594 01:21:57,956 --> 01:21:58,652 Oh, my God. 1595 01:22:00,350 --> 01:22:02,395 Still wanna run away? 1596 01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:04,093 NED: Jamie, Jamie! 1597 01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:06,660 NED: Jamie! 1598 01:22:08,749 --> 01:22:09,359 NED: Jamie! 1599 01:22:09,489 --> 01:22:10,621 Can I drive? 1600 01:22:10,751 --> 01:22:11,970 Hell no! 1601 01:22:12,101 --> 01:22:12,884 JAMIE: Come on! 1602 01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,146 Jamie! 1603 01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:15,931 Oh, my God, where are you going? 1604 01:22:18,194 --> 01:22:20,413 NED: Jamie! Jamie! 1605 01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:23,851 SHIRA: Jamie! 1606 01:22:23,982 --> 01:22:24,765 Oh, my God! 1607 01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:28,247 NED: Jamie! 1608 01:22:29,988 --> 01:22:32,643 Jamie, stop! 1609 01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,430 Shit. 1610 01:22:37,561 --> 01:22:38,083 SHIRA: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1611 01:22:38,214 --> 01:22:38,866 No, no, no no! 1612 01:22:38,997 --> 01:22:40,085 NED: No! 1613 01:22:40,216 --> 01:22:40,868 Damn it. 1614 01:22:44,176 --> 01:22:45,395 Oh, my God! 1615 01:22:45,525 --> 01:22:46,352 Are you okay? 1616 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:47,875 Shit, shit. 1617 01:22:50,313 --> 01:22:51,401 [Screams] 1618 01:22:51,531 --> 01:22:52,576 Oh, my God. 1619 01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:56,536 Oh! 1620 01:22:58,451 --> 01:22:58,886 All right! 1621 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:00,801 Whoo! 1622 01:23:00,932 --> 01:23:02,194 Whoo! 1623 01:23:02,325 --> 01:23:03,239 That was fun. 1624 01:23:03,369 --> 01:23:04,283 [Laughs] 1625 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,596 [Crash] 1626 01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:22,258 [Groans] 1627 01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:25,261 [Panting] 1628 01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,182 [Groaning] 1629 01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:34,444 NED: Can we get some help? 1630 01:23:34,574 --> 01:23:35,575 [Dylan coughs] 1631 01:23:35,706 --> 01:23:38,404 Hey, hey, Dylan, Dylan, are you okay? 1632 01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:39,797 I think... 1633 01:23:39,927 --> 01:23:41,712 I think I'm fine. 1634 01:23:41,842 --> 01:23:42,582 NED: Can we get some help? 1635 01:23:42,713 --> 01:23:43,931 Jamie, are you okay? 1636 01:23:44,062 --> 01:23:44,758 -Jamie! -NED: Jamie. 1637 01:23:44,889 --> 01:23:45,237 Fuck! 1638 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:46,021 Ow! 1639 01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:47,022 Fuck. 1640 01:23:47,152 --> 01:23:47,544 [Groans] 1641 01:23:47,674 --> 01:23:49,546 My arm. 1642 01:23:49,676 --> 01:23:50,547 Mom? 1643 01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:52,070 Dylan, are you okay? 1644 01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:53,332 Oh, God. 1645 01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,334 Oh, my God, on the grave. 1646 01:23:55,465 --> 01:23:56,596 Just-- Okay. 1647 01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,208 HOPE: Whoa. 1648 01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:03,168 I can get out, if you just grab my arm. 1649 01:24:03,299 --> 01:24:04,996 I can't. 1650 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:08,434 -I can't. -JAMIE: Yes, you can! 1651 01:24:08,565 --> 01:24:09,827 [Inhales] 1652 01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:15,224 Okay. 1653 01:24:15,354 --> 01:24:17,617 Okay. 1654 01:24:17,748 --> 01:24:18,357 Okay. 1655 01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:20,185 Ow, fuck! 1656 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:21,665 Okay, let's go. 1657 01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:24,059 [Dylan grunts] 1658 01:24:25,147 --> 01:24:25,799 Oh, my God! 1659 01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:27,671 Oh, God! 1660 01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:29,499 Okay, just get... 1661 01:24:34,678 --> 01:24:38,160 Guys, can someone try to help me out of here? 1662 01:24:38,290 --> 01:24:39,770 My arm is fuckin' broken. 1663 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,988 Guys! 1664 01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:42,381 Can someone-- 1665 01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:44,514 SHIRA: Oh, my God. 1666 01:24:44,644 --> 01:24:45,123 Come on, honey. 1667 01:24:45,254 --> 01:24:46,081 My arm! 1668 01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:47,821 -Careful, her arm. -Okay, I got it. 1669 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,694 -Okay, here we go. -Don't touch my arm. 1670 01:24:50,824 --> 01:24:51,695 -Pull. -Okay. 1671 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:53,610 -Oh, shit. -Oh, God. 1672 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:56,308 -Ow! -All right, back up. 1673 01:24:56,439 --> 01:24:57,353 Don't touch my fuckin' arm! 1674 01:24:57,483 --> 01:24:58,702 -Don't touch my fuckin' arm. -Okay, baby. 1675 01:24:58,832 --> 01:24:59,572 [Kissing] 1676 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:01,531 -It's fine. -Oh, my God! 1677 01:25:01,661 --> 01:25:02,575 What were you doing? 1678 01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:03,620 I don't know, man. 1679 01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:06,623 [Laughing] 1680 01:25:08,712 --> 01:25:10,148 DOCTOR: All right. 1681 01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:11,497 You guys gotta be more careful. 1682 01:25:12,759 --> 01:25:14,065 I gotta hand it to you. 1683 01:25:14,196 --> 01:25:17,068 Threw a pretty flawless funeral. 1684 01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:18,678 I mean, I think it went off without a hitch, really, 1685 01:25:18,809 --> 01:25:20,680 wouldn't you say? 1686 01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:22,595 This is why I just totally abandoned you 1687 01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:24,031 and let you plan it all by yourself. 1688 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:26,425 -Too soon? -Really? 1689 01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:28,427 Yeah, a little too soon. 1690 01:25:28,558 --> 01:25:30,734 I, uh... 1691 01:25:30,864 --> 01:25:32,257 -About this week-- -Uh-huh. 1692 01:25:32,388 --> 01:25:34,477 -I am-- -Sorry? 1693 01:25:34,607 --> 01:25:36,914 -I know, I know. -Very. 1694 01:25:37,044 --> 01:25:38,611 Oh, my God. 1695 01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:42,006 DOCTOR: And what color would you like your cast to be? 1696 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,051 -Purple. -Okay. 1697 01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:47,968 [Laughing] 1698 01:25:48,099 --> 01:25:50,754 -Where's Herman? -Shit. 1699 01:25:50,884 --> 01:25:51,668 [Laughing] 1700 01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:53,583 You forgot him? 1701 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:55,193 Well, there's a couple things going on here. 1702 01:25:55,324 --> 01:25:57,630 -Oh, my God! -SHIRA: I will go get Herman. 1703 01:25:57,761 --> 01:25:58,675 Ah, no, you've done enough. 1704 01:25:58,805 --> 01:25:59,676 -No. -I'll go, I'll go. 1705 01:25:59,806 --> 01:26:00,677 You guys have to go to the reception. 1706 01:26:00,807 --> 01:26:01,678 Honestly, I don't mind. 1707 01:26:01,808 --> 01:26:03,462 I will make sure that he's got his-- 1708 01:26:03,593 --> 01:26:05,856 all his hoods and all his robes. 1709 01:26:05,986 --> 01:26:06,857 Don't forget his lighter fluid. 1710 01:26:06,987 --> 01:26:08,206 He needs that for the crosses. 1711 01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:09,903 Well, if they can all fit in the car. 1712 01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:17,128 [Laughing] 1713 01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:26,181 [♪♪♪] 1714 01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:31,316 Appreciate it. 1715 01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:38,497 JAMIE: Hey. 1716 01:26:38,628 --> 01:26:40,456 Hey. 1717 01:26:42,762 --> 01:26:44,634 You're not a shitty dad. 1718 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:48,159 I'm not? 1719 01:26:48,290 --> 01:26:49,726 I don't know. 1720 01:26:49,856 --> 01:26:50,944 I mean, my daughter just told all of her friends and family 1721 01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:52,642 she had oral sex with a priest, 1722 01:26:52,772 --> 01:26:54,121 so I think, I think I'm pretty high up there. 1723 01:26:56,515 --> 01:26:59,388 Well, he's not a priest yet. 1724 01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:02,652 Oh, okay, well, then, you know, then that-- Okay, good. 1725 01:27:05,568 --> 01:27:07,483 Come here. 1726 01:27:10,094 --> 01:27:12,227 What a week. 1727 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,014 There is nothing that you can say 1728 01:27:17,144 --> 01:27:19,190 that would make me love you less. 1729 01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:26,893 Hey, so, um... 1730 01:27:27,024 --> 01:27:29,200 how long is Herman staying? 1731 01:27:29,331 --> 01:27:31,507 Ooh, yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 1732 01:27:31,637 --> 01:27:33,335 Oh, yeah? 1733 01:27:33,465 --> 01:27:35,075 What do you think about a roommate situation? 1734 01:27:35,206 --> 01:27:37,556 You and him, side-by-side bunk beds, right? 1735 01:27:37,687 --> 01:27:38,557 Oh. 1736 01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:47,697 [Knocking] 1737 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:49,568 Can I come in? 1738 01:27:49,699 --> 01:27:51,788 Well, you're already in. 1739 01:27:51,918 --> 01:27:53,180 Fair. 1740 01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:55,182 This was in the car. 1741 01:27:57,924 --> 01:28:00,057 I should've known never to trust a guy 1742 01:28:00,187 --> 01:28:01,972 who doesn't like Harry Potter. 1743 01:28:02,102 --> 01:28:05,018 I think that's a very good litmus test. 1744 01:28:05,149 --> 01:28:06,629 This also came for you. 1745 01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:07,499 It's from Luke. 1746 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:08,848 I read it. 1747 01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:10,197 You what? 1748 01:28:10,328 --> 01:28:11,460 Relax. 1749 01:28:11,590 --> 01:28:12,678 He told me I could. 1750 01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:13,940 He dropped it off. 1751 01:28:14,071 --> 01:28:16,943 And it took every ounce of strength in my body 1752 01:28:17,074 --> 01:28:19,772 not to beat the shit out of him. 1753 01:28:19,903 --> 01:28:20,730 But then I remembered, 1754 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:24,211 "Oh, yeah, you already did that." 1755 01:28:24,342 --> 01:28:25,952 What did it say? 1756 01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:26,953 Don't you wanna read it? 1757 01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:30,740 I don't know. 1758 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:33,003 I just think it might be better if I... 1759 01:28:33,133 --> 01:28:34,047 let it go. 1760 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,224 He's leaving. 1761 01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:38,878 That's all you need to know. 1762 01:28:41,925 --> 01:28:43,100 [Sighs] 1763 01:28:43,230 --> 01:28:44,493 You know what? 1764 01:28:44,623 --> 01:28:46,190 Good. 1765 01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:50,716 Mom, do you think Grandma did this to us on purpose? 1766 01:28:50,847 --> 01:28:53,502 Ugh. 1767 01:28:53,632 --> 01:28:56,069 Honestly, I would love to think that that's true 1768 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,420 because it makes it easier for me to hate her. 1769 01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:03,903 But no, she just was really trying to feel 1770 01:29:04,034 --> 01:29:06,166 like she had some control. 1771 01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:09,779 Yeah, sometimes I feel like I might be that way. 1772 01:29:11,433 --> 01:29:13,304 You know what? 1773 01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:17,003 Sometimes I feel the same exact way. 1774 01:29:17,134 --> 01:29:19,354 I think everybody must. 1775 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,228 This week was crazy. 1776 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:25,098 Mmm. 1777 01:29:25,229 --> 01:29:26,883 We've been sad and messed up, 1778 01:29:27,013 --> 01:29:29,755 but I think at the end of the day, 1779 01:29:29,886 --> 01:29:31,888 we're gonna realize that all the mistakes that we made 1780 01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:35,065 turned out to be very good mistakes for us. 1781 01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:40,287 Open, closed? 1782 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:41,724 Surprise me. 1783 01:29:42,942 --> 01:29:44,030 [Door closes] 1784 01:29:50,863 --> 01:29:54,171 People think you can fix anything with a letter. 1785 01:29:54,301 --> 01:29:57,435 Like, if you manage to write it down, 1786 01:29:57,566 --> 01:30:00,177 it's more meaningful than actual words. 1787 01:30:00,307 --> 01:30:02,048 There's a permanence to it. 1788 01:30:07,445 --> 01:30:08,664 [Sighs] 1789 01:30:08,794 --> 01:30:10,013 I guess it's worth a shot. 1790 01:30:17,324 --> 01:30:18,891 Isn't it funny 1791 01:30:19,022 --> 01:30:21,416 how you can never remember much about summer? 1792 01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:29,859 JAMIE: I mean, we remember that it happened. 1793 01:30:29,989 --> 01:30:31,556 That's my jam. 1794 01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:33,036 JAMIE: Like, when your hands get sticky 1795 01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:35,430 from ice cream melting off the cone. 1796 01:30:36,082 --> 01:30:37,606 I think I got something! 1797 01:30:37,736 --> 01:30:38,911 JAMIE: Swimming with friends. 1798 01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:39,956 Nah, I think it's just brush. 1799 01:30:43,046 --> 01:30:45,178 JAMIE: Sleeping till 2:00. 1800 01:30:45,309 --> 01:30:46,571 Slow down, slow down, slow down. 1801 01:30:46,702 --> 01:30:48,573 JAMIE: Borrowing the car. 1802 01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:50,183 I'm going like six miles per hour. 1803 01:30:51,010 --> 01:30:53,143 JAMIE: Or that feeling you get 1804 01:30:53,273 --> 01:30:55,798 when you walk back in on the first day of school. 1805 01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:57,539 [School bell ringing] 1806 01:31:04,894 --> 01:31:06,286 This summer, 1807 01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:09,072 I totally, completely, 1808 01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:12,728 and utterly fucked up. 1809 01:31:12,858 --> 01:31:14,164 Hey, crazy. 1810 01:31:17,210 --> 01:31:19,082 How was your summer? 1811 01:31:20,779 --> 01:31:23,695 JAMIE: And that's okay. 1812 01:31:23,826 --> 01:31:32,661 [♪♪♪] 1813 01:31:38,841 --> 01:31:47,676 [♪♪♪] 1814 01:31:53,595 --> 01:31:56,380 ♪ Meet me by the water 1815 01:31:56,511 --> 01:32:00,819 ♪ Underneath the big beehive 1816 01:32:00,950 --> 01:32:03,343 ♪ Bring your record player 1817 01:32:03,474 --> 01:32:07,826 ♪ And your Raincoats 45s 1818 01:32:07,957 --> 01:32:10,916 ♪ We can dance together 1819 01:32:11,047 --> 01:32:15,051 ♪ As the river rushes by 1820 01:32:15,181 --> 01:32:17,706 ♪ To wash away the cities 1821 01:32:17,836 --> 01:32:22,275 ♪ That somebody else designed 1822 01:32:22,406 --> 01:32:27,716 ♪ Dance with me 1823 01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:34,853 ♪ Beneath the circuitry 1824 01:32:36,899 --> 01:32:39,728 ♪ Stay awake until daybreak 1825 01:32:39,858 --> 01:32:43,993 ♪ Calls us back to our rooms 1826 01:32:44,123 --> 01:32:47,474 ♪ And morning always comes too soon ♪ 1827 01:32:47,605 --> 01:33:07,494 [♪♪♪] 1828 01:33:09,192 --> 01:33:15,894 ♪ Dance with me 1829 01:33:16,025 --> 01:33:21,683 ♪ Beneath the circuitry 1830 01:33:23,423 --> 01:33:26,905 ♪ Meet me by the water 1831 01:33:30,648 --> 01:33:33,999 ♪ Bring your 1832 01:33:34,130 --> 01:33:37,742 ♪ Bring 1833 01:33:37,873 --> 01:33:42,921 ♪ Dance with me 1834 01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:51,887 [♪♪♪] 1835 01:33:52,539 --> 01:33:54,498 ♪ Stay 1836 01:33:59,285 --> 01:34:03,202 ♪ Morning always comes too soon ♪ 1837 01:34:03,333 --> 01:34:12,211 [♪♪♪] 1838 01:34:18,348 --> 01:34:27,226 [♪♪♪] 1839 01:34:33,363 --> 01:34:42,241 [♪♪♪] 1840 01:34:48,378 --> 01:34:57,256 [♪♪♪] 1841 01:35:03,393 --> 01:35:12,271 [♪♪♪] 1842 01:35:18,408 --> 01:35:27,286 [♪♪♪]